Studied hard all winter
Well at least I went to class
OK, so no, not every day
But I think that I might pass
‘Cause it’s the …
Spring Break Germ Bomb
Yeah it’s the
Spring Break Germ Bomb
Think I’ll be a doctor
All that chemistry and shit
Hey, is that your sister?
I’ll just take another hit
‘Cause it’s the …
Spring Break Germ Bomb
Yeah it’s the
Spring Break Germ Bomb
Mom and dad don’t care
They let me put it on their card
Sent me off to Florida
So they can party super hard
‘Cause it’s the …
Spring Break Germ Bomb
Yeah it’s the
Spring Break Germ Bomb
Yeah it really doesn’t bother me
If I get on your nerves
With all the booze I’m drinking
I’ll get the break that I deserve
‘Cause it’s the …
Spring Break Germ Bomb
Yeah it’s the
Spring Break Germ Bomb
Touching down at LAX
Yeah, I had an awesome time
Why’s no one here to greet me?
Oh well, at least I got mine
‘Cause it’s the …
Spring Break Germ Bomb
Yeah it’s the
Spring Break Germ Bomb
Spoken over fadeout: What? Corona who? What is that, like, a hangover? Hey, where you goin’, man? Aren’t you gonna hug me? Social distancing what? Hey, no, seriously man, let me tell ya about this time we were pukin’ off this balcony onto a bunch of people. Oh shit, yeah, it was fuckin’ epic, dude … no, hey, wait, where you goin’ … come back here … awwwwwww, man …